I have been so frazzled as of late that I am forgetting dates and plans, if you have had a birthday and I haven’t wished you well, or if I’ve missed a skype appointment or hanging out or something, I’m really sorry, I’ve just got all sorts of everything up to my ears, and I’m still freaking out about starting this new job next week, feel free to remind me or or call me out and make me reschedule things

i have lost my planner oh dear

I have a big box of condoms, dental dams, different kinds of lube, sex toys, batteries, and restraints.

I’m thinking about moving them to the treasure chest, though.

I’m sorry for making a lot of really annoying text posts I’m just fucking

I dump a glass of water over my head because I am frustrated with myself

I’m feeling stressed out from being around people 24/7 for the past week, but I’m also feeling stressed out because I feel very alone right now

what do

ibelieveinthehallows:

hannibalspenis:

Why do porn sites have a “Share to Facebook” button.

Who watches porn and thinks You know who would enjoy this?

my friends and family.

How do you know about the share button…

think really hard on that one and you may figure it out